Category: Joke Board
Oprah Winfrey has an official Oprah's Book Club
that periodically recommends new book selections.
(As if you need to be told, girlfriends!)
But what about the books that don't make the cut?
The Top 16 Rejected Oprah Book Club Books
16> The Color Green
15> A Million Little Pieces II: How I Punk'd Oprah
14> I'm OK, You're a Waste of Food
13> The Whore's Whisperer
12> Car Giveaways on a Budget: "Yugo, Girl!"
11> Cook Jamie: My Guide to Bettering the Species Via Selective
Cannibalism
10> Stedman Walking
9> I Can Think for Myself -- Oprah Says So!
8> The Audacity of Soap
7> The Sisterhood of Traveling Sycophants
6> Life of Pie... and Donuts... and Cheesecake...
5> The Dr. Phil Swimsuit Issue
4> Lemmings Who Buy Books
3> A Thousand Splendid Sundaes
2> The Five People You Meet at the 7-Eleven
and the Number 1 Rejected Oprah Book Club Book...
1> Morons Who Have Jumped on My Couch
ok, the ones that I really liked:
11> Cook Jamie: My Guide to Bettering the Species Via Selective
Cannibalism
7> The Sisterhood of Traveling Sycophants
1> Morons Who Have Jumped on My Couch